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🌿 Agony of the Feet Barre: Mystic Garlic Barre

A foot-soothing, garlic-infused powerhouse for tired, aching, overworked feet

The Agony of the Feet Barre: Mystic Garlic Barre is your new ritual companion for grounding, detoxification, and deep foot rejuvenation. This bar blends the ancient protective folklore of garlic with practical botanical comfort. Designed specifically for sore, swollen, overused, or spiritually “heavy” feet, this bar brings relief with every wash.

Garlic has long been honored in folk magic as a warding herb—clearing negative energies, lifting heaviness, and restoring vitality. Blended into a skin-loving oil base, this bar is both mythic and medicinal, offering real-world comfort with a mystical twist.

This is the bar you reach for after long days, long journeys, ritual workings, or those times when your body just says, “For the love of the gods, sit down.”

🌿 Benefits

Garlic Oil: deodorizing, anti-inflammatory, circulation-boosting, and spiritually protective

Olive, Coconut & Canola Oils: moisturizing, soothing, and softening for rough heels

Mango Butter: deep-conditioning dryness and cracking

Neem Oil: antifungal, antibacterial, ideal for feet

Honey: humectant + skin repair

Salt & Apple Cider Vinegar: purifying + exfoliating + balancing

Green Tea Brew: antioxidant-rich and soothing

Beeswax: adds hardness and protective emollience

Great for: teachers, hikers, warehouse workers, dancers, bartenders, ritual practitioners, and anyone whose feet walk the Walk of Life a little too hard.

🧪 INCI Ingredients (Full Listing)

Sodium Olivate (Olive Oil), Sodium Cocoate (Coconut Oil), Sodium Canolate (Canola Oil), Sodium Sojalate (Soybean Oil), Sodium Mangobutterate (Mango Butter), Sodium Neemate (Neem Oil), Cera Alba (Beeswax), Aqua (Strongly Brewed Green Tea), Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Allium Sativum (Garlic Oil/Extract), Mel (Honey), Sodium (Salt), Acetum (Apple Cider Vinegar).

Superfat: 10%

🧼 How to Use the Mystic Garlic Barre
For Foot Washing

Soak feet in warm water for 5–10 minutes (optional but heavenly).

Wet the bar and create a rich, creamy lather in your hands or directly on your feet.

Massage deeply into arches, heels, toes, and any areas of tension or dryness.

Let the lather sit for 30–60 seconds for extra deodorizing + softening action.

Rinse thoroughly and pat dry.

Follow with a thick moisturizer or foot balm for best results.

For Energetic Use

Use during grounding rituals or after banishing/cleansing work.

Wash away stagnant energy, emotional heaviness, or “picked up vibes.”

Visualize white-gold light infusing your steps as you rinse.

🔥 Aesthetic & Scent Profile

Earthy, herbal, slightly savory (natural garlic aroma softened by oils + honey)

Rustic, witchy, and grounding

A “working person’s bar” with mystical charm